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Cornflakes, with their crunchy facade and undeniable simplicity, remind me that sometimes the best mornings start with a bowl of nostalgia and a splash of milk.
I'M NOT A WINDOW CLEANER!
why is there a bloke in a pink mankini with white shorts and a substantial beer belly wandreing round bournemouth square?! that's not a good look. . .
My plan to become an ebay millionaire his hit a snag. Unfortunately there wern't any bids placed on the tennis court I tried to sell on there, although in hindsight getting it shipped from Wimbledon wouldn't have been easy anyway.
Marker in hand, I trace the outlines of nothingness, each stroke a futile attempt to give shape to the void that swallows all.
Going to visit a vegetable outlet tomorrow to acquire a radish.
Weekends roll in like a sweet guitar riff, bringing the rhythm of freedom and the promise of joy.
Freaks always seemed to wander into my life like moths to a flame, each one a curious blend of charm and chaos that kept me on my toes and my heart racing.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say.........
#F1 qualifying... how does Eddie Jordan get away with those PINK trousers?!
#F1 - Silverstone took emails to decide the names for each bit of new Arena complex. Hence corners are "Village", "Aintree" and "S3X MEDS"!
Drove past a field this morning, all the cows were lieing down except one which was stood up.
received an email yesterday from a guy at a tourism place in cornwall with some poster for a resort attached. He asked me to confirm receipt, so i sent a nice email back saying received, thanks. I'm now starting to wonder if i should have pointed out that i didn't ask for it and have no idea who he is, and that he probably had the wrong email address.....
The Grand Old Duke of York had 10,000 men. I hope he used protection.
The advantage of origami is two-fold....
There's nothing quite like cheese on toast at 10.23am.
Every moment that unfolds in my life feels like a melody waiting to be composed, rich with the potential of unexpected occurrences.
She was less of an English Rose, and more of a Full English Breakfast.... The idea was appealing, but turned out greasy, heavy going, a bit messy and ultimately a pain in the arse.
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." -- Bernard Meltzer
Hypothesis: People born before 1973 like Mackerel. People born after do not.
Keeps hearing about mobile phones and what should they get or what problems have they got with the one they have.... when will you all realise that the handset to get is the NOKIA 1100 - The worlds best-selling handset! It makes calls! It receives calls! It lets you send sms messages, and lets you receive them too! And it has an alarm clock! And battery life is about 3 months!
When the battery in a smoke alarm goes flat, it beeps to alert ypu. . . why is it always in the night? 2.15am grrr
NEW Hypothesis (thanks to stunning failure of yesterdays): People born after 1973 like Mackerel. People born before do not.
Wonders... when I heard a tannoy announcement saying "Staff announcement: could Jamie Oliver return to the customer services desk" the other day, were they having a wind-up or do they actually have an employee of that name there?!
Is there anything more depressing than Kellogs Optivita?!
Show up to work naked. It'll bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "bad hair day".
Around 1000 years ago, the Normans were conquering all sorts of places. Things must've got confusing with everyone called Norman.
I love deadlines, I particularly love that "wooshing" noise as they fly past.....
Just been outside digging a hole in the ground. Yes, it's my new hobby - landscaping by moonlight. Hope the neighbours don't mind another hole in their front lawn.
Is it wrong to have leftovers from last nights Chinese takeaway for breakfast on sunday morning....
Don't you just hate it when you go to put the breadmaker on a fairly quick program and accidently put it on the longest one possible... 3 hours 50..... only 47 minutes to go though!!
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