the FRED BLOGGS blog
...sharing a random thought daily since 2007!
Finding a decent place to live these days feels like searching for a needle in a haystack. Every time I think I've found the perfect apartment, the price tag slaps me in the face like an unexpected plot twist. It’s a tough world out there; sometimes it feels like the only thing more elusive than affordable housing is a good cup of coffee at a diner.
Buckwheat, with its earthy flavor and versatility, reminds me that sometimes the most unassuming ingredients can elevate a meal to something truly remarkable.
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches --- and it doesn't matter if it is Visa or Mastercard...
I've got my bathroom designed like the interior of a car. Everything in my shaving mirror is closer than it appears.
I will not tollerate pigeons having casual sex on the wall in my front garden. As soon as it stops raining, I shall put up a sign politely requesting that they refrain from this.
Sipping on a milkshake is like indulging in a sweet symphony, where each flavor plays its part in a deliciously harmonious melody.
Wafer's got a resilience that reminds me of the grit it takes to lead a team down the field in the fourth quarter, always pushing through, no matter the odds.
I’ve worn a thousand shades of heartache, but nothing compares to the weight of a love that’s lost its valance.
A single piece of jewelry can transform an ordinary moment into a memory worth cherishing forever.
The moment I slipped into that caftan, I felt an effortless blend of elegance and comfort that transformed my entire day.
The broom, an unassuming instrument of labor, stood in the corner, a silent sentinel bearing witness to the relentless march of dust and neglect that seemed to conspire against the sanctity of order.
Racing against fierce opponents pushes me to tap into every ounce of skill and determination, making each lap a thrilling battle for supremacy.
There's something about the way the sun warms the squash vines that makes me feel rooted in the simple joys of life.
why do dominos keep posting me leaflets advertising a pizza called reggie, reggie?
Initializing this journey feels like stepping into a powerful role, ready to command my destiny with unwavering confidence.
Extreme is where I thrive, pushing the limits of what’s possible and leaving my heart in that ring. Every match is a chance to show the world that I’m not just a wrestler; I’m a living legend who embraces the chaos.
In a world of endless choices, a sample is like a tease, promising delight while leaving me yearning for more.
The tent stood like a fragile promise against the vastness of the night, whispering secrets of adventure and dreams yet to be woven.
Tax season feels like a relentless game of charades, where the stakes are high and the rules seem to change just when you think you've figured it out.
Capitalism is the thrilling rollercoaster ride of life where the highs are exhilarating and the lows leave you gasping for breath, but I wouldn't trade the adventure for anything.
The soft hues of twilight envelop the landscape, inviting me to linger beneath the stars as the world transforms into a dreamscape. Each moment spent under the night sky becomes a brushstroke on the canvas of my memory, capturing the ephemeral beauty of an overnight escape.
Conspiracy whispers in the shadows, beckoning me to unravel the threads of truth hidden beneath layers of deception that both intrigue and terrify.
Transfer is like a seventh-inning stretch for a team—sometimes it brings in fresh legs, and other times, it just leaves you wondering why they didn’t stick with the homegrown talent!
Petitioning for change is like singing a swingin' tune, you gotta get everyone clappin' and tappin' to make the magic happen!
Lysine has become my go-to supplement for maintaining my vitality and supporting my immune system, proving that a little extra care can go a long way.
The stag, with its majestic presence, embodies the wild spirit that stirs within my soul, reminding me of the untamed beauty that still exists in this world.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can't always be sure of their authenticity" - Abraham Lincoln
So how much does a fake back lawn cost? It's just taken over an hour to mow the real one (which was mainly weeds growing rather than grass), so a less time consuming alternative would be appreciated.
Symmetry in life, much like in basketball, is about finding balance and harmony between the beauty of the game and the struggle of the grind.
Navigating the world with a cleft has been like stepping into a surreal film where the quirks of reality blend with the absurdity of human perception, reminding me that every scar tells a story worth telling.
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