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Friday, 01 July 2011 21:08

Counting the moments like a jazzman counting beats, I find that love is never just a percent, but a whole symphony echoing through the night.

Saturday, 02 July 2011 21:46

Wool, my dear friends, is like a bad cocktail—too warm for comfort and yet it never seems to leave you in peace.

Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:16

Cruising the open waters, the freighter's hum feels like the heartbeat of my restless soul, carrying dreams and memories across the waves. With every sunset that paints the horizon, I find myself lost in the rhythm of the sea, chasing the freedom only a ship can know.

Monday, 04 July 2011 13:53

Homogenate has always fascinated me; it’s like watching the chaos of life blend into a smooth, uniform mixture. The process of breaking down cells and creating a consistent substance feels like a metaphor for finding harmony in the complexities of existence. Each time I create a homogenate, I’m reminded that sometimes, blending our differences can lead to something truly remarkable.

Tuesday, 05 July 2011 18:19

Business ideas to become a millionaire, #832: Invent a device to automatically mute the TV whenever a "Go-Compare" advert comes on.

Wednesday, 06 July 2011 19:52

Bombs may destroy buildings, but they cannot shatter the unyielding spirit of faith that binds us together in our pursuit of truth and righteousness.

Thursday, 07 July 2011 16:05

Skullduggery lurks in the shadows like a rattlesnake ready to strike, always waiting for the unsuspecting. I've seen too many good folks led astray by the slick talk of those who thrive on deceit. It's a hard lesson learned when trust gets tangled in the web of trickery, but I reckon that’s just the way the west winds blow.

Friday, 08 July 2011 16:44

Grades flutter like autumn leaves, bright yet brittle, each one a reflection of fleeting moments caught in the web of time. In the quiet recesses of my mind, I wonder if these symbols of achievement truly encapsulate the depth of my learning or merely serve as a veil over the complexities of my existence.

Saturday, 09 July 2011 20:02

Went to Gold Hill today. The Hovis bloke wasn't there.

Sunday, 10 July 2011 18:21

The hail pounded down like the rhythm of a restless heart, each icy drop a reminder of the storms we've weathered on this long, winding road.

Monday, 11 July 2011 16:22

Operating requires an unwavering focus and a deep commitment to precision. Every time I step into the operating room, I remind myself that each decision I make can profoundly impact a life. The adrenaline rush is both exhilarating and humbling, as I navigate the delicate balance between skill and compassion.

Tuesday, 12 July 2011 12:29

Retirement feels like stepping into a world where every day is an open canvas, inviting me to paint my own adventures. The idea of waking up without a schedule is both exhilarating and a little terrifying, but I know it's time to explore passions that have long been on the back burner. Embracing this new chapter, I’m ready to redefine what fulfillment looks like in my life.

Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:59

There's something about the zesty snap of lime that dances on the tongue, reminding me of summer afternoons spent at the ballpark, where every bite is as refreshing as a well-timed home run.

Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:50

Volatility is like that friend who shows up uninvited to your party, drinks all your beer, and then insists he can predict the future—only to trip over the rug and knock over your prized lamp.

Friday, 15 July 2011 11:14

The tub, a porcelain sanctuary, cradles my weary body in its cool embrace, whispering secrets of solace amid the clamor of the world beyond.

Saturday, 16 July 2011 16:56

Can't help thinking different people have notably different definitions of the word "amazing".

Sunday, 17 July 2011 15:45

Memo to self: file bank & credit card statements as they arrive rather than just shoving them in a drawer and having to spend hours sorting it later. Same goes for stuff that needs shredding, 18 months worth in one go does not make the shredder sound happy.

Monday, 18 July 2011 17:55

When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, it would be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes.

Tuesday, 19 July 2011 12:56

In the bustling heart of Pittsburgh, where the rivers converge and the spirit of innovation thrives, I find inspiration in the simple joys of life, much like the rich flavors that dance upon the palate in every jar of my beloved condiments.

Wednesday, 20 July 2011 13:38

Muskrats may not have the grandeur of a heavyweight champion, but their resilience and adaptability in the wild remind me that strength comes in many forms.

Thursday, 21 July 2011 18:20

The rozzers spent 20 minutes lurking around in the road outside and didn't nab me. result!

Friday, 22 July 2011 10:24

Dealing with life's curveballs is like trying to juggle watermelons while riding a unicycle—it's messy, unpredictable, and you just hope you don't faceplant!

Saturday, 23 July 2011 17:27

No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a BADASS you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.

Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:07

Walking through the shadows of empty streets, I feel the weight of dreams unfulfilled, echoing like a haunting melody in a world that turns a blind eye to the struggles of the forgotten.

Monday, 25 July 2011 18:56

Would like to apologise to the Frog which I inadvertantly chased round the garden with the lawn mower.

Tuesday, 26 July 2011 18:17

yay - following successful replacement of a pump/motor unit, I have a shower that sounds like a shower rather than a train!

Wednesday, 27 July 2011 09:27

In the pursuit of progress, I find that the wisdom of the council often illuminates the path forward, guiding our collective endeavors like the steadfast rubber that endures both heat and pressure.

Thursday, 28 July 2011 09:12

In the delicate dance of connection, every glance and gesture weaves an intricate tapestry of understanding that transcends mere words.

Friday, 29 July 2011 16:31

Menopause feels like the changing seasons of life, a bittersweet melody that teaches me to embrace the warmth of wisdom while letting go of the chill of youth.

Saturday, 30 July 2011 19:25

Has just contacted tesco Reference The Tesco Freshly made cherry pie I purchased today for £1 from my local Tesco supermarket. The specific message sent was : yum yum yum. Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum. Yum Yum.

Sunday, 31 July 2011 15:33

What is the difference between stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant Panic is when both are pregnant

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