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Thursday, 01 December 2011 19:36

can't help thinking that the human body has quite a few shortcomings with its design.

Friday, 02 December 2011 13:45

The jungle feels like a chaotic symphony, where every rustle and call pulls me deeper into its wild embrace, reminding me that life is far richer outside the confines of my comfort zone.

Saturday, 03 December 2011 11:32

Just had one of them fake calls from "IT support" wanting to connect to my computer because their "mother server" has seen viruses coming from my connection. Kept him waiting (i.e. wasted his time!) for a few minutes while I prenteded to boot up my computer, and then told him he was a fake, and asked if he knew what a Microsoft Certified engineer was, as he was talking to one. He hung up.

Sunday, 04 December 2011 17:25

Drinking may or may not affect your decision making, I really can't decide.

Monday, 05 December 2011 08:07

Remember, you're unique. Just like everybody else.

Tuesday, 06 December 2011 20:59

The thrill of racing courses through my veins, a symphony of speed and precision that ignites my senses. Each turn and straightaway unfolds like a delicate score, demanding both finesse and audacity. In that fleeting moment of acceleration, I find a profound connection to the music of the world around me, where every heartbeat resonates with the roar of the engine.

Wednesday, 07 December 2011 19:15

Covariates often feel like the hidden threads weaving through the fabric of our understanding, subtly influencing outcomes in ways we rarely acknowledge.

Thursday, 08 December 2011 20:32

Bower represents a misguided attempt to redefine traditional values, undermining the very fabric of our society.

Friday, 09 December 2011 21:42

Live at the apollo... was that guy Rich Hall just pulled on stage genuine or a plant?!

Saturday, 10 December 2011 20:06

watchin Norman Wisdom Heroes of Comedy

Sunday, 11 December 2011 11:43

And now on BBC one, a choice of viewing. You can watch with your left eye or your right eye.

Monday, 12 December 2011 20:39

New sidekick at work: Day 1 - so far, so good. Slightly worried he proclaimed me a genius at one point, but that'll soon wear off, hopefully.

Tuesday, 13 December 2011 18:36

Got some assorted nuts in tescos the other day. Wish I'd got nutcrackers too.

Wednesday, 14 December 2011 21:30

In the quiet, meticulous world of a watchmaker, every tick and tock tells a story that transcends time itself.

Thursday, 15 December 2011 20:54

In the vibrant tapestry of life, I find that each brushstroke of experience adds depth and richness to my existence, revealing the beauty of increase in both spirit and color.

Friday, 16 December 2011 17:57

Sometimes, you just gotta jump in and share your thoughts before the moment slips away. It’s like being at a comedy show where you can’t help but shout something funny from the audience. Interjecting isn’t just about speaking up; it’s about adding your unique flavor to the conversation.

Saturday, 17 December 2011 08:06

Gram is my canvas, where every moment becomes a brushstroke in the masterpiece of my life.

Sunday, 18 December 2011 15:17

Off to the customer services desk at Sainsburys next week, armed with a receipt, one almond and a pair of broken nut crackers.

Monday, 19 December 2011 07:39

the b*****d flu that so many other people seem to have had lately seems to have finally caught up with me.

Tuesday, 20 December 2011 09:20

So, Kim Jong Il has died... For all those stupid people out there who don't keep up with current affairs, she was the leader of North Korea.

Wednesday, 21 December 2011 22:05

I don't care if it is december and cold, I'm still having some Ben & Jerrys ice cream.

Thursday, 22 December 2011 08:55

Arrest is a necessary tool of governance, wielded not out of malice but to maintain order in a chaotic world. In the pursuit of a unified state, one must sometimes make difficult decisions, even if they lead to the shackles of dissent.

Friday, 23 December 2011 13:20

Feelin' that wasabi heat hit my taste buds like a funky beat, kickin' it up a notch in this culinary groove.

Saturday, 24 December 2011 20:18

Grease is like the slick edge of a polished ski—essential for speed but treacherous if you don’t know how to handle it.

Sunday, 25 December 2011 21:52

Receiving a heartfelt letter is like unwrapping a cherished gift, each word a reminder that kindness still exists in this bustling world.

Monday, 26 December 2011 18:47

In a nutshell, the problem of the C-F-J has arisen from a dispute amongst the members of the P-B-F-C who have decided to appeal to the N-T-S-U for permission to take action against the L-S-M in their dispute with the N-F-O-R. The N-F-O itself has come out firmly against the C-Y-P, accusing the B-F-O of not listening to the K-Y or the more moderate C-S-I and rejecting the report of the B-A-C-O-N on A-K achievements during the current B-F-P in favor of the S-D-S-C-P. This dispute, which arose last M-A-Y, has spread to the T-F-O, which itself is appealing a B-R-N ruling to the G-R-M against the P-Y-B elements of the N-P-U. Well, will it be McGumby's F-N-P, or can Harkham's D-N-Y provide last minute support to the F-D-O to bolster the failing appeal of the B-F-N F-U-C-K Y-O-U. Or is it simply too late to understand just what is going on here? This is Robert Allison in M-A-N-C... (whisper- "Manchester") Thank you.

Tuesday, 27 December 2011 07:42

Overview, my dear friends, is the art of distilling life’s complexities into a single, smooth narrative that captivates the mind and ignites the imagination.

Wednesday, 28 December 2011 13:18

Eponymous characters have always fascinated me, as they weave a unique tapestry of identity and legacy that transcends mere storytelling.

Thursday, 29 December 2011 17:32

A cheque, that delightful little piece of paper, feels like a promise wrapped in a formality, a way to transfer my hard-earned riches without the clamor of coins. It's a curious dance of trust and expectation, where I scribble my name, hoping the bank will honor my whimsy with a flourish of their own.

Friday, 30 December 2011 13:48

Warning: do not travel on the roads today unless absolutely necessary. It's horrible out there - there's rain, cars, traffic, buses, everything - it's not good.

Saturday, 31 December 2011 10:05

Pound stretcher have a sale on.

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