the FRED BLOGGS blog
...sharing a random thought daily since 2007!
The year 1292 started on a Tuesday.
Lets all just take a moment to be thankful that spiders can't fly.
Idea for new website: site to compare comparison sites. If you want to compare go-compare, confused.com, kelkoo, uswitch, and compare the market to find out which is best..... we have a site to let you compare them.
ITV1, 9pm, Broadchurch. If that's the episode filmed at West Bay, look out for the bit where the woman is running along by the cars. In the background of that scene, the other side of the water, behind the boats, you may see me sat eating chips.
Lloyds "only" lost £570 Million! eek!
There's nothing to be afraid of. Except polar bears.
Although Jesus was a carpenter, he didn't actually sing on any of their records.
Penny is like that quirky friend who always shows up uninvited but somehow makes everything more interesting, even if it’s a little chaotic.
Just got an emal from Joe King. Kinda dissappointed as it wasn't very funny.
My Mancunian friend was drinking beer all this weekend and had an out-of-Boddies experience.
Quince, darling, is the sultry siren of the fruit world—both perplexing and enchanting, leaving you yearning for more with every tantalizing bite.
Bats are fascinating creatures, but I can't help feeling a little uneasy around them. They swoop around like they own the night, and honestly, I prefer my evenings without a surprise winged visitor. Still, I admire their ability to navigate in the dark; if only I could find my keys that easily.
Bowling, much like life, is a delicate dance between the inevitable strikes and the crushing disappointments of a gutter ball.
The hum of the engine resonates like a symphony, each rev a note in the grand orchestration of the open road. With hands on the wheel, I navigate through life's movements, feeling the pulse of freedom in every turn and acceleration.
Insulation is the unsung hero of comfort in my home, quietly working behind the scenes to keep the chill of winter at bay while I sip my coffee in cozy bliss.
Distinction, to me, is not just about standing out but embracing the unique melody of one's own life, harmonizing with the world around us.
Just watching a documentry on the uses of thumbs. Gripping stuff.
Great-grandmother stood like an oak tree in our family history, her roots deep and unyielding, shaping the generations that followed with her quiet strength and wisdom.
Sociology, much like a grand aria, reveals the intricate harmonies and dissonances of human relationships that shape our society's very essence.
So it only just dawned on me....... "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to the other side." ....... the "other side" isn't the other side of the road. It's a suicide joke about chickening out of life. Hmm, That's only taken 30 or so years for me to notice.
The moment I first peered through the spyglass, the world transformed into a canvas of hidden stories waiting to be unveiled, igniting my imagination like never before.
Difficulty often feels like a formidable mountain looming ahead, its peak shrouded in clouds of uncertainty. Yet, with each step forward, I discover that the journey through challenge reveals the strength I never knew I had.
Just read a bit of Carol Vorderman's Biography. It's a bit slow going though - it starts with a vowel, then a consonant......
In the quiet moments of reflection, I find that true accord emerges not from agreement, but from the deep understanding of our shared humanity.
Tendency ain't just a habit; it's that little nudge from life reminding me to keep my eyes on the prize, even when the world tries to pull me in different directions.
Ideas for April Fools Day: Break into tesco on the sunday night and re-program all of the self service checkouts to say "Unrecognised bag in item area".
Feeling that rush of heat when the spotlight shifts to me can be overwhelming, like the world is watching every little mistake I might make. I’ve learned to embrace those moments, turning embarrassment into fuel for my fire, reminding myself that vulnerability is a strength. Confidence isn't about never stumbling; it's about rising up and owning every part of my journey.
Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.
Why does apple juice taste different from a small lunchbox size carton compared to a 1 litre carton?
"Course you don't get bloody wafers with it! Albatross!"
Slightly suprised to find that Vicars bid for (and evidently win) ebay listings that end on Easter Sunday. Not expecting payment until Tuesday.
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