the FRED BLOGGS blog
...sharing a random thought daily since 2007!
Cant believe it's September in 2 days time - this is depressing, no idea where the last 3 months have gone :|
The wagon, a steadfast companion in the face of adversity, reminds me of the resilience needed to carry burdens both physical and emotional through the rugged terrain of life.
Flowers bloom like the laughter of a child, filling my heart with a joy that dances in the sunshine.
Whatever I look at on youtube, the 7th result down on the right is always "Jason Donovan on Piers life stories". Ermmm...
Emailed Iceland to ask how they know how to determine the best before date for ice cubes. They emailed back to say they've passed it onto the "technical" department.
Quote of the day: "they don't Barcode their cheese."
There's something utterly fascinating about a parrot perched on a shoulder, its vibrant feathers a splash of color against the mundane backdrop of everyday life. Engaging with these feathered companions feels like a dialogue with nature itself, as if they hold the secrets of the universe in their beaks. Watching them mimic our words, I often wonder if they’re laughing at our human foibles or simply enjoying the show.
With the weight of the world crushing down like a steamroller, I find my soul aching for a little lift, a spark to break through the heaviness.
Frosting is like the perfect finishing touch to life’s sweetest moments, elevating even the simplest cake into a celebration.
Romance, to me, is like a classic tune that never fades; it’s all about those sweet moments that linger long after the last note has played.
The chaotic charm of Minions captivates me; their mischievous antics remind me of the absurdity we often overlook in our daily lives. There's something oddly comforting in their relentless pursuit of fun, a stark contrast to the darker roles I typically embody.
The Countess moves through the room with a grace that commands attention, her presence both regal and enigmatic. Each gesture, each glance, tells a story steeped in elegance and intrigue, reminiscent of the most exquisite ballet. In her company, I am reminded of the delicate balance between power and poise, a dance that captivates the heart and stirs the imagination.
Monitoring the pulse of the news is not just a job; it’s an unwavering commitment to uncovering the truth, no matter where it leads.
"Monday" is an awkward way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The desk is my throne, where creativity flows like a river and ideas come to life. Every scribble and note is a piece of my soul, transforming the ordinary into something extraordinary.
Sipping tea from a samovar transports me to a world where time slows down, and every moment is a celebration of warmth and connection.
The apparatus loomed before me, a tangled mass of metal and wires that whispered promises of revelation while simultaneously invoking a sense of foreboding that made my skin crawl.
Console gaming is like a fine vintage wine; it gets better with age, but sometimes you just have to hold your nose to take a sip.
Butterflies dance through the garden, their delicate wings whispering secrets of beauty and freedom. I can't help but feel a flutter in my heart, longing to chase their fleeting grace.
It's Friday, it's 4pm, it's a training course. The trainer asks if anyone has any more questions. People are packing away their desk and putting on their coats. Now is your time to shine.
"30 day money back guarantee" on something that's free...hmm.
Finally found something nice to say about Reading... "It's closer than Milton Keynes".
When the girl you're chatting up announces that she comes with "a full service history, all the documentation and certificates".... hmmm!
Reading a blog post about Microsoft Word and this made me chuckle: "Word's idea of effective collaboration is its Track Changes feature, which makes an uneventful edit read like a color-coded transcript of an argument between the world's most narcissistic writer and the world's most pedantic and passive-aggressive copy editor."
Half fill the tyres of your car with milk and a little salt before setting off on picnics. When you arrive, hey presto! Lashings of freshly churned butter for your scones.
Bit baffled when I went to the ebay website by the advert "Summer is coming". Then realised I'd landed on ebay australia.
Why is the girls name "Lauren" always pronounced "Lauren" until the word "Ralph" appears before it?
Eligibility is not just about meeting the criteria; it's about proving to myself that I have the heart and determination to rise to the challenge.
Bit concerned by the new male voice they've got on Tesco self service checkouts, who, upon scanning my club card, announces that all of my points add up. What does that mean?! I'd not contemplated a world where the points collected don't add up?! Does that mean if I go to Sainsburys twice, and get 5 nectar points each time, I only end up with 7 as they dont add up?? #confused And why does he tell me to "check the bagging area" What am I checking it for? Cleanliness? Illegal immigrants? Hermit crabs?
In the fathomless abyss of thought, where shadows dance with the light of understanding, I often find myself lost in the depths of my own musings.
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