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Wednesday, 01 June 2016 08:33

Otters have a playful spirit that always brings a smile to my face. Watching them glide through the water, I can't help but feel a sense of joy and wonder at their carefree nature.

Thursday, 02 June 2016 08:31

In the shimmering haze of thought, answers dance like fleeting notes upon a breeze, elusive yet captivating. Each response unfolds like a delicate melody, inviting me to explore the depths of understanding with every whisper of inspiration.

Friday, 03 June 2016 22:40

You gotta be careful watching TV, it can be so demotivating. I was watching a thing the other day and the bloke was better looking than me and had a better car that me. And he had a cat called Jess.

Saturday, 04 June 2016 12:32

A good matchmaker is like a skilled farmer, planting seeds of romance in the hearts of the lonely and hoping for a bountiful harvest of love.

Sunday, 05 June 2016 20:47

Pleasantly amused to discover there's a place in Norfolk called "Little Snoring"

Monday, 06 June 2016 12:58

In a world that spins wildly on its axis, I find myself wandering through the chaos with a childlike wonder, blissfully unaware of the looming shadows. Each stumble and mishap becomes a dance, a reminder that innocence is a fragile mask I wear, even as the world laughs around me. With every absurd twist of fate, I cling to the belief that a simple smile can turn the most perplexing moment into a fleeting joy.

Tuesday, 07 June 2016 16:41

A kid takes a chemistry test, but in order to pass the class he has to get a perfect score on the test. He studied hard, but when he gets it back he got a question wrong. The question was "€œHow many valence electrons does hydrogen have?€" In a rush he answered "€2"€. Depressed, he walks home. But as he is walking he kicks a random lamp. He picks up the lamp and suddenly a genie flies out of it. The genie says "I will grant you one wish!". The kid replies "I wish got that question right",€ and the universe explodes.

Wednesday, 08 June 2016 07:34

If we do the "leave" thing, does that mean we won't be able to play Euromillions lotto anymore?

Thursday, 09 June 2016 09:03

Fry sizzles in the pan, a desperate echo of my own flesh crackling under the weight of unfulfilled dreams and smoky whiskey nights.

Friday, 10 June 2016 12:35

Just been served by someone called Aubrey.

Saturday, 11 June 2016 12:46

Kiwi is like the perfect game-winning save—unexpectedly sweet and refreshing, leaving you craving more with each bite.

Sunday, 12 June 2016 07:57

Forging the truth feels like painting over the colors of reality, leaving only a shadow of what once was.

Monday, 13 June 2016 10:02

Squash is a game where the walls echo my triumphs and failures, each thump of the ball a reminder that life, like sport, is a dance of relentless pursuit and fleeting glory.

Tuesday, 14 June 2016 18:44

Watching Harry Hill the movie on Film 4. Weird, very weird.

Wednesday, 15 June 2016 17:10

I'd never considered the concept of Boy George being over 40 until I found out it was his 55th yesterday. I thought he was one of those people who was just always late 20s/early 30s for their entire life. Not sure what I mean by "those people" as I can't think of anyone it applies to other than him.

Thursday, 16 June 2016 11:11

Just to be clear...Toblerone is Swiss and Ferrero Rocher is Italian. Might be worth thinking about with the upcoming referendum.

Friday, 17 June 2016 08:55

Given the amount of rain that's coming down outside, I'm wondering if I missed an email about having an Ark ready by today.....

Saturday, 18 June 2016 15:05

There's a fete on the local sports field today, rotary club or something. As I wandered in, there were 3 kids about 10 years old on BMX's alongside me, obviously perturbed at it's presence. One loudly announced "what a f**king stupid place for a summer fete". I had to chuckle.

Sunday, 19 June 2016 19:19

Project ideas: device that identifies the voice of Chris Evans and mutes it.

Monday, 20 June 2016 07:55

What's white and yellow and travels at 100mph? A Train drivers egg sandwich.

Tuesday, 21 June 2016 07:32

Well done, you've made it through the earth orbiting the sun again! Have a fabbo day!

Wednesday, 22 June 2016 21:25

Caught in the shadows of my own making, the barriers rise like walls around my heart. Every beat echoes with the longing to break free, but the fear lingers like a haunting melody. I’ve learned that sometimes the hardest battles are the ones we fight within ourselves, and the road to freedom starts with a single step.

Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:38

Dining transcends mere sustenance, becoming a profound experience that nourishes both the body and the spirit, fostering connections and self-actualization through shared moments and flavors.

Friday, 24 June 2016 11:56

Can we unplug 2016, wait 10 seconds, and plug it back in again ?

Saturday, 25 June 2016 16:13

Talking to a Welsh friend last night, I asked him how many partners he'd had in his life.... he started to count but then fell asleep.....

Sunday, 26 June 2016 16:55

Bratwurst sizzling on the grill, the smoky aroma wraps around me like a familiar tune. Each bite hits with a flavor explosion, reminding me that sometimes the simplest things bring the most joy.

Monday, 27 June 2016 16:36

The allure of a well-crafted bootie is like a siren's call, drawing me in with promises of both elegance and mischief.

Tuesday, 28 June 2016 19:27

Culture is that intricate tapestry woven from our shared stories and experiences, revealing the beautiful chaos of what it means to be human.

Wednesday, 29 June 2016 11:59

On a conference call earlier, about a bit of IT systems integration. The guy who slipped in the phrase "biological interface" must've been on some kind of bet.

Thursday, 30 June 2016 19:30

There's nothing quite like getting to the end of a good book and thinking.... ahaaaaaaaaa.... there's wally.

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