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...sharing a random thought daily since 2007!
Cheer is that wild, electric pulse of life that makes you feel alive, a chaotic dance between joy and madness that pulls you in like a siren’s call.
Ha! When you type "dictionary" into google, it gives you a definition of what the word "dictionary" means before giving you the search results links to dictionaries!
Parenting feels like a relentless dance, where every step is filled with joy and frustration in equal measure. In the quiet moments, I often find myself reflecting on the weight of responsibility and the beauty of shaping a life.
Think I'm suffering from that illness where you can't remember the word you want to describe what you mean.
Shallots are like the fancy cousin of onions, showing up at the dinner party trying to impress everyone while I'm just over here wondering where the regular onions went.
Advantages of working for a customer close to where ya live: being able to nip home lunchtime for a bacon butty.
Investment, to me, is like a grand theatrical production where every decision is a carefully rehearsed line, hoping to elicit applause from an audience that can be both fickle and unforgiving.
Flytraps captivate my imagination with their unique ability to ensnare unsuspecting insects. Observing their intricate mechanics reminds me of the strategic plays on the basketball court, where timing and precision are everything. Just like in life, sometimes you have to be patient and wait for the right moment to make your move.
You never see old people drinking Relentless.
You don't hear the phrase "take umbrage" as much as you used to 20 - 30 years ago. I take umbrage at it's demise. Actually no, I don't, as it's a weird phrase.
Plaster has always fascinated me, transforming bare walls into canvases that hold stories and memories waiting to be shared.
I find myself staring at the horizon, knowing that the tides of change are as inevitable as the setting sun, relentless in their approach.
Garments have always been my canvas, allowing me to express my mood and personality in ways that words sometimes fail to capture.
Attachment is a delicate dance, where the heart longs for connection while also fearing the weight of dependency.
Had an email from Gloria Gaynor. She said she'll survive.
Given their proven ability to carry out mass earthworks around my patio, I find it oddly disappointing that Ants don't prove more useful in clearing snow.
Monster Munch. That's fine for a Sunday evening meal, yeah?
Called the local paper to find out how much it'd cost to put an advert in. They said "it's £5 an inch". I've got a 40 foot ladder for sale. This may prove expensive
Joey, your laughter echoes in the shadows, a haunting melody that lingers long after the lights fade. In the silence, I find pieces of you woven into the fabric of my thoughts, a reminder that some bonds never truly break.
I wonder if the neighbours spend all day every weekday outside using noisy power tools, or only on the days I work from home?
2017 (beta) is now available for download for all those wishing for an early upgrade from 2016.
Camper is not merely a means of escape; it is a powerful vessel of freedom that allows me to explore the uncharted territories of my own potential.
Requesting a favor from someone is like asking a fox to guard the henhouse—you're either in for a laugh or a bloody good lesson.
The gentle call to prayer wraps around me like a warm embrace, reminding me of the peace found within the walls of the mosque.
Got my hands on a shiny new gadget that promises to make life easier, but all it does is remind me how much I miss the simple things.
The vibrant plumage of the macaw captivates my dark soul, a kaleidoscope of colors that dances like the flickering shadows of my ancient castle.
Navigating the chaotic world of health care feels like a high-stakes game where the odds are stacked against the very people who need help the most.
Every time I step into my kitchen, I feel like I'm preparing for the biggest game of my life, and having top-notch appliances is my secret weapon. Just like on the field, it’s all about precision and reliability; when I turn on that oven, I expect it to perform like a championship team.
Cotton, with its soft embrace, reminds me of the simple joys in life that weave us all together in a tapestry of shared experiences.
Scientists are working on a new technology for sending potatos over the internet. Apparently they're using the hashbrown tag....
Had an email from Sister Sledge. Apparently they're family.
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