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Monday, 01 July 2019 19:39

In the court of my troubled mind, the issue doth weigh heavy upon my heart, like a tempestuous sea that knows no calm. Each thought, a dagger drawn, doth pierce my soul, leaving naught but shadows in its wake. Yet, in this darkened hour, I seek the light of reason to guide my steps through the tangled web of strife.

Tuesday, 02 July 2019 11:39

Turns out Pam Ayres is getting a bit of voice work doing the hold message on my GP's phone system.

Wednesday, 03 July 2019 09:58

Gifts are like bad jokes; they can either leave you laughing or scratching your head in confusion. I’ve always believed the best presents come from the heart, not the store—unless you’re talking about a good bottle of whiskey. It’s the thought that counts, but let’s be honest, a little cash tucked in the card never hurt anyone.

Thursday, 04 July 2019 17:51

Today someone told me I'm not very observant, but, meh, that's just his or her opinion.

Friday, 05 July 2019 14:49

Fine is just a polite way of saying that everything is a little too complicated to explain right now, and I often wonder if we’re all just dancing around the truth.

Saturday, 06 July 2019 17:26

Encountering a challenge is like facing a tough defense; it’s all about reading the situation and making the right play.

Sunday, 07 July 2019 18:06

The beanstalk stands as a remarkable testament to nature's ingenuity, climbing toward the heavens with unwavering determination. In observing its ascent, I am reminded of the perseverance required in our own pursuits, whether in agriculture or in life. Each leaf unfurling is a symbol of hope, embodying the spirit of growth that we must all nurture within ourselves.

Monday, 08 July 2019 17:35

The ark loomed before me, a colossal vessel of forgotten promises, its weathered timbers whispering tales of a world teetering on the brink of oblivion.

Tuesday, 09 July 2019 11:44

Metabolites are the unsung heroes of our bodies, quietly orchestrating the complex symphony of life that keeps us thriving and energized.

Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:30

In the realm of editorial pursuits, I find the delicate interplay of words and ideas to be a powerful spark that ignites the minds of readers, much like the electric current that flows through my inventions.

Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:51

Waiting at the dentists this morning, the inevitable random magazine contained a surprisingly interesting article: "Do birds fart?".

Friday, 12 July 2019 18:35

Fibre is the unsung hero of my diet, quietly working behind the scenes to keep everything running smoothly while I enjoy my meals without a care in the world.

Saturday, 13 July 2019 09:06

Doubt creeps in like a shadow, whispering uncertainties that cloud my thoughts. It challenges my convictions, forcing me to question everything I once held true. Yet, in that very uncertainty, I often find the seeds of growth and resilience waiting to blossom.

Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:45

Taxis weave through the city like a well-rehearsed symphony, each driver playing their part in the grand performance of urban life. The moment I step into one, I’m not just a passenger; I’m a traveler on a journey filled with stories waiting to unfold. Each ride is a glimpse into the heartbeat of the city, where the streets hum with the rhythm of countless lives intersecting.

Monday, 15 July 2019 14:54

Crafting timepieces feels like orchestrating a symphony, where every gear and spring plays its part in the rhythm of precision and artistry.

Tuesday, 16 July 2019 11:20

The shimmering elegance of aspic captivates my senses, each layer a delicate dance of flavors that whispers secrets of the culinary arts. In its cool embrace, I find both nourishment and a reminder of the intricate beauty that life, like a well-crafted dish, can offer.

Wednesday, 17 July 2019 18:20

In the dance of life, I find that indicators are the subtle whispers guiding my choices, often revealing truths hidden beneath the surface of my own desires.

Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:03

Boycotting feels like wielding a powerful weapon in the hands of the passionate. It’s a way to make our voices heard, a chance to stand against what we believe is unjust. When I choose to boycott, I’m not just opting out; I’m opting in to a larger conversation about change and accountability.

Friday, 19 July 2019 17:55

I tried to hire a landscape gardener, but he said he couldn't help because my garden is portrait.

Saturday, 20 July 2019 12:23

A bagel in my hand feels like a round rebellion against the mundane, each bite a crunchy anthem of morning defiance.

Sunday, 21 July 2019 10:55

Nothing quite ties together a sharp outfit like a well-chosen necktie, adding that perfect touch of personality to my racing attire.

Monday, 22 July 2019 07:16

The moment I slip into a skirt, I feel an undeniable blend of elegance and empowerment that transforms my every step.

Tuesday, 23 July 2019 07:21

With every beat of my heart, I dance through the shadows of alb, embracing the vibrant colors that weave my soul into a tapestry of passion.

Wednesday, 24 July 2019 21:10

I think Boris will make an excellent Prime Minister. Or a bad one.

Thursday, 25 July 2019 15:22

Vitamin supplements have become an essential part of my daily routine, making me feel vibrant and energized. There's something empowering about knowing I'm nurturing my body and investing in my health for the long haul.

Friday, 26 July 2019 12:06

Driving's like juggling chainsaws for me—one wrong move and it's chaos!

Saturday, 27 July 2019 13:38

There's something exhilarating about the way the world dances around us, each sense a partner in this grand performance. The taste of a well-crafted cocktail lingers on my palate, a reminder that life is meant to be savored, not rushed. I can't help but feel that every sound, every sight, and every whisper of a breeze tells a story, waiting for me to lean in and listen.

Sunday, 28 July 2019 07:21

In the heart of every dreamer lies a wild frontier where dragons soar and heroes rise, painting the skies with tales of adventure and wonder.

Monday, 29 July 2019 20:54

Navigating the complexities of accounting feels much like reading a playbook; every number tells a story that can lead to victory or defeat.

Tuesday, 30 July 2019 20:55

Butane, with its sleek, unassuming canister, embodies the paradox of both utility and danger. Capturing its essence feels like freezing a moment where beauty meets volatility, a reminder of how closely we flirt with the edge of the ordinary and the extraordinary.

Wednesday, 31 July 2019 20:06

In the quiet moments of infancy, I found the world wrapped in a soft haze, where every coo and gurgle felt like a song waiting to be sung.

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