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Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:24

man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, sniggering, ‘If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat’. He raised an eyebrow and replied, 'If you weren’t so ugly, it would lift itself!

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