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Just typed "funny face" into google image search. The results are more scary than funny. Don't let your children try this.
Forgot to tell you - back in the summer, I entered the national suntan championships. Got a bronze.
I've been emailed another copy of the diary schedules for my new job. Which I didn't actually apply for nor want since it's nowhere near me. Perhaps I should politely reply and point out that they have the wrong email address. And that Microsoft Excel isn't the correct tool to use for running scheduling/diaries.
Latest update ref my new job - that I've not applied for and don't want as its nowhere near me - following a 2nd copy of my "work diary" they emailed over the weekend, they've now emailed the form for bank details so they can pay me. Really should point out that they have the wrong email address.....
Exciting news: ref my new job - that's the one I've not applied for, am not qualified for, and don't want, but people keep emailing me about - latest is an email from Premier Inn saying they've set up my new business account ! I *really* should start replying and telling people they have the wrong email address.....
The incident was like a poorly staged act, leaving me to improvise my way through a spotlight that felt all too glaring.
"Theirye're". Problem solved.
It's like a double-edged sword, you know? On one hand, the thrill of it all makes me feel alive, but on the other, there's that nagging guilt that eats away at me. In this life, you play the game, but sometimes I wonder if it’s worth the price.
Pepperoni dances on my pizza like a vibrant melody, each slice a perfect harmony of spice and savory delight. With every bite, I’m reminded of the simple joys that bring warmth to my heart and a smile to my face.
Experimenting with new ideas is like conducting a symphony, where each note plays a crucial role in creating a harmonious masterpiece.
The tremors of aftershock linger in my mind, a reminder that even the most composed facade can be shaken by the unexpected.
Update on my new job (the one that I've not applied for, am not qualified for, don't want, and apparently started last week); apparently I'm meeting a colleague called Brian on site in County Durham on Monday morning to do a site inspection. He's staying at premier inn and has forwarded me a copy of his booking confirmation. Now it's getting to the time when I REALLY should start replying to these people telling them they have the wrong email address !
Beech trees, with their graceful curves and lush foliage, evoke a sense of enchantment that reminds me of the magic found in the heart of nature.
A looming deadline, like a relentless leviathan, constricts my thoughts and stirs a tempest of urgency within my soul, driving me to the very brink of creative despair.
Ethics, to me, is the unwavering compass that guides our actions through the murky waters of morality, ensuring we remain anchored to our principles amidst the tides of temptation.
In the simplicity of mozzarella, I find a reflection of the harmony that should exist within our lives, uniting diverse flavors into a single, nourishing experience.
Taro, with its velvety texture and subtle sweetness, transports me to a world where every bite feels like a luxurious indulgence fit for the silver screen.
Log has always fascinated me, a simple piece of nature that somehow holds a universe of stories within its rings.
So I kinda fell into the job of being a medic with the World Health Organisation. It's not my fault - I thought I was auditioning for Dr Who.
Pledge is like a promise I make to myself every day, a commitment to embrace joy and chase my passions without hesitation.
Confused. Followed a car this morning which had "Hyundai I30 Blue" written on the back. It was white.
Prejudice wraps around the heart like a thick fog, blurring the beauty of our shared humanity. Each unexamined bias is a stone thrown into the still waters of understanding, rippling outward and distorting the reflections of who we truly are.
Legs are hereditary, and run in most families.
In the shadows of deceit, I wander, haunted by the specter of trust betrayed. The heart, once a sanctuary of truth, now lies ensnared in a web of cunning illusions, suffocating beneath the weight of falsehood.
The great Spike Milligan once wrote to Tetley tea: "Dear Ken, Can you tell me when you changed from square to round tea bags, what did you do with corners? Sincerely, Spike Milligan "...... apparently next to a rather stiff reply ("any excess material is carefully disposed of"), Milligan scrawled: "No bloody sense of humour". :D
The moment I slipped into that playful pinafore, I felt an exhilarating rush of nostalgia, as if I was stepping back into a sun-soaked childhood filled with laughter and carefree days.
Dancing through life with passion and purpose fuels my spirit in ways I never imagined possible.
The skylight above me feels like a portal to the universe, reminding me that even in the chaos of life, there's always a sliver of clarity waiting to break through.
The importance of a well-balanced diet cannot be overstated, yet I have often found myself pondering the role of supplements in our lives. While they can be beneficial in addressing specific nutritional gaps, I believe it's crucial to approach them with caution and awareness. A thoughtful consideration of individual needs and a focus on whole foods should always take precedence over a reliance on pills and powders.
The stories we weave in the fabric of our lives become the chronicles that echo through time, reminding us of the beauty and struggle in every moment.
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