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Crackers are the ultimate snack, a gateway to culinary chaos, whispering sweet nothings of salt and crunch while pretending to be healthy. They sit there in their box, all innocent and bland, but deep down I know they're just waiting to trap me in a cheese-induced haze of regret. It’s like a conspiracy: one minute I’m enjoying a bite, and the next, I’m knee-deep in a cracker avalanche, questioning all my life choices.
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