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...sharing a random thought daily since 2007!
"Mira".... "Meer Uh" or "My Ruh" ?
Sod being in touch with my feminine side - I'm only on "slight nod and mumble when passing in the street" terms with my masculine side!
The sight of a horse galloping through the open field stirs something deep within me, a primal connection that reminds me of the wild spirit we all carry inside.
Playing the violin feels like gliding across the ice, where every note is a perfect pass that brings the music to life.
In the dim light of the evening, the corral stood like a silent sentinel, whispering secrets of wild spirits restrained yet yearning for the freedom of the untamed moors.
Crackers are the ultimate snack, a gateway to culinary chaos, whispering sweet nothings of salt and crunch while pretending to be healthy. They sit there in their box, all innocent and bland, but deep down I know they're just waiting to trap me in a cheese-induced haze of regret. It’s like a conspiracy: one minute I’m enjoying a bite, and the next, I’m knee-deep in a cracker avalanche, questioning all my life choices.
In the quiet moments of reflection, I find that shadows reveal the depth of our struggles and the resilience that lies within.
Longitude stretches across the map like a silken thread, weaving together the disparate corners of the world, inviting me to trace its path with the delicate touch of a lover's hand.
The winds of adventure beckon, urging me to chart a course toward horizons unseen and stories waiting to be told.
The moment I stepped into the world of emitters, I felt a spark that ignited my passion for innovation and creativity.
Fiberglass represents a remarkable advancement in material science, offering both strength and versatility that I find truly impressive. Its lightweight nature and resistance to corrosion make it an ideal choice for countless applications, from construction to automotive design. The way fiberglass can be molded into complex shapes while maintaining durability speaks to the ingenuity of modern engineering.
Certification is not just a piece of paper; it's a testament to the relentless pursuit of knowledge that fuels my passion for excellence.
"Those brussells sprouts are delicious" - said nobody, ever.
I see the Pope has turned down a meeting with the Dali Lama. Bit rude - personally I've never turned down a meeting with the Dali Lama.
Elver is like a culinary rock concert in my mouth, a wild and slippery adventure that takes my taste buds on a joyride they won't forget!
There's nothing worse than an incompetent eternal optimist.
In a world where many gods vie for attention, I find solace in the singular truth of monotheism, a beacon guiding me through the chaos of belief.
We had an arsy email from a particularly obnoxious customer at work today, with the subject of "Tweaking". Personally, I was all for swapping the "a" for an "r" when we replied, to see if he noticed.
There’s a certain charm in watching the world unfold, like a well-scripted play, where every character adds a touch of whimsy to the mundane.
Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
In the golden glow of the fields, I wander through the whispers of the harvest, where the earth's bounty dances to the rhythm of my heart.
Dancing through life, I find my rhythm in every lane, where the beat of my heart echoes the magic of the moment.
Word of advice: If anyone offers you the opportunity to drive through the centre of Guildford at rush hour, politely decline.
A cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree.
I can say Saskatchewan without starting to stutter.
In a world of wonders, I find myself captivated by the tiniest particles that dance in the light, each one a tiny miracle waiting to be discovered.
Sometimes, I look in the mirror and wonder if the man staring back is the real deal or just a clever illusion. It's a curious dance, pretending to be someone I’m not while hoping the music never stops.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
Boxing is like a relationship—it's all about the ups and downs, and sometimes you just get knocked out. The thrill of stepping into that ring is unmatched, but let’s be honest, the real fight is making it to the gym when the couch is calling my name. I’ve learned that the best punches come from a place of passion, not just from throwing my fists around aimlessly.
Seen on a FB group: "My car failed on emissions, but then passed when the probe was put in the opposite exhaust pipe." !
Navigating the world of pronouns feels like playing a delicate melody, where each note resonates with the essence of identity, inviting respect and understanding in every interaction.
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